This morning Jackson told Emme and me a story on the way to school. The blue is me questioning parts of the story.
This is a story about Emme. One day she was mowing with a vacuum cleaner. A vacuum cleaner? Yes, hers mowing with the vacuum cleaner in the back yard. And she had snakes and ladybugs on she*. Oh goodness, what happened when the snakes were on her (I emphasized)? She killed them by chopping them in half and then she went inside and cooked them and ate them. She ate snakes? It was cooked. (like that makes eating snakes ok??) Ewww...What did it taste like? Chicken. Emme, did you like you story?
Hmmm...don't know what to think about that one. Imaginative, yes. A bit creepy too. Funny boy! I love that kid - he sure makes life interesting!


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